Alright, here’s the deal: I didn’t hit my first horror convention until 2016. Late to the party, I know. But once I got there, with my kid in tow and I was hooked. The costumes, the energy, the people… it felt like home. Except for one thing: the con funk. You know it. That sweaty-mask-meets-hotel-coffee-breath stench that creeps in around hour four? Yeah, that had to go.

After years of dealing with anxiety and talking myself in and out of every idea, I finally just said screw it and went for it. That’s how Terra-Fy Naturals started. It’s my way of combining two things that never let me down: horror movies and living sustainably.

I grew up on late-night slashers and those practical effects that make you think twice about opening your closet door. But somewhere between Freddy marathons and endless rewatches, I got serious about doing better by the planet. So I decided to blend it all.

Terra-Fy Naturals is about natural deodorants, soaps, and sustainable body care that work—no plastic, no harsh chemicals, no nonsense. Everything’s vegan and biodegradable, and the packaging? Plantable. Because you shouldn’t have to kill the planet to smell decent.

So whether you’re sweating it out in a photo op line, living your best con life, or just trying to stay fresh during a panic spiral, I’ve got you covered.

Stay fresh, stay spooky, and leave the horror to the movies.