FAQ — Frighteningly Asked Questions

🧟‍♂️ Is this stuff actually all-natural?

We wouldn’t summon anything synthetic. Everything we make is plant-powered, small-batch, and free of aluminum, parabens, phthalates, and mystery chemicals. Just clean ingredients… with a deadly good twist.

🧛‍♀️ Is it vegan?

You bet — every soap, deodorant, and balm we make is vegan-friendly. Even our Tattoo Tar™ uses candelilla wax instead of beeswax. No animal products, no animal testing, no horror stories.

☠️ How long does it last before it goes bad?

No preservatives means no forever shelf life. Use within 6–12 months and store it somewhere cool, dark, and coffin-like. (Your bathroom cabinet works too.)

🌼 What’s the deal with the seed paper?

Each product comes with plantable wildflower seed paper — tear it, soak it overnight, bury it under a thin layer of soil, and water like you're raising the dead. Something creepy cool will grow.

🩹 Is Tattoo Tar™ just for tattoos?

No way. It’s an all-around skin hero — perfect for healing ink, dry lips, cracked knuckles, and whatever else your skin screams for. One tin. Endless survival uses.

💀 Is this safe for sensitive skin?

We make everything with sensitive skin in mind, but everyone’s body reacts differently. If you’re worried about a jump scare, do a patch test first — especially with products that contain natural scrubs like coffee grounds or oatmeal.

😰 Does the deodorant actually work, though?

Like a charm. We’ve tested it through long nights, stressful days, and full-blown horror marathons. It keeps you smelling fresh — even when you’re running for your life.

📦 Where do you ship?

Currently creeping across the U.S. only — but international shipping may rise from the grave soon. Got a special request? Hit us up at terrafynaturals@gmail.com

❓Why doesn’t the deodorant look totally full?
Every deodorant is hand-poured and weighed to a full 2.2–2.5 oz — even if it doesn’t fill every millimeter of the tube. Our formula is dense (no fluff, no air), and we use tubes that are sturdy, easy to use, and reusable.
It’s full — we promise. Just not pumped full of filler like the big brands.

🕸️ Can I stock this in my shop?

Absolutely. If you run a tattoo studio, horror boutique, spooky subscription box, or witchy storefront — we want in. Click here to submit a wholesale inquiry or email terrafynaturals@gmail.com