Mortal Kombat II Trailer Review: Finish em’!
Alright, let’s just say it, Mortal Kombat’s had a rough time with Hollywood. The originals? Fun, sure. They had the chaotic button-mash energy of the games but somehow lost all their extra lives making the leap to the big screen. Were they flops? Technically. But they’ve got that cult following, and you know we love a flawed fave.
Now we’ve got the new trailer for Mortal Kombat II (sequel? reboot? reimagining? Who the F even knows). I genuinely don’t know what to call these anymore. But it’s here, and first reactions? It’s vibey. Not revolutionary. Not mind-blowing. But vibey.
The trailer is riding a full-on nostalgia train, lots of gritty fight scenes, comic book-style character intros, and yep, Johnny Cage front and center. Look, I like Cage. He’s cocky, he’s flashy, and he’s been around since the original pixel-bloody days. But also? Been there. Done that. Bought the shirt. Wore it out.
Focusing on Johnny might help the story feel tighter and less like someone dumped a whole arcade roster into a blender. I get it. But there are so many other characters who haven’t had their moment. Give me a deeper dive into someone like Nightwolf or even a full arc for Kitana instead of Cage’s “Hollywood meets Outworld” deal again. (Also, Tribal Chief Liu Kang supremacy, please and thank you.)
Still, I won’t lie, it looks fun. Gritty in that retro way. You know the flavor: sweaty underground fight clubs, vaguely mystical lighting, and lots of slow-motion “Oh damn!” moments. The action has that slick, stylized thing going on that feels a little Blade, a little Spawn, a little Maxim cover shoot 1998.
And it drops in October? Yeah, I’m there. That’s peak spooky season and I’ll be devouring anything that even remotely looks like a monster, masked fighter, or hell realm. I don’t think this is the kind of movie you plan your whole weekend around. But it’s 100% the kind of movie you catch after a pumpkin beer or two and leave saying “Yo, that was kinda sick.”
Expectations are low (as they should be with any game adaptation), but if it checks the Mortal Kombat boxes, fatalities, that iconic “Fight!” energy, and a bit of chaos then it’s doing its job. Just don’t expect cinematic gold. Expect blood, bone crunches, and maybe a Cage nut-punch or three.
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